VEGAN DEFENDERS

DR. DAVID KATZ SENT OUT A TWEET IN WHICH HE SAID DON 'T BLAME THE "SPROUTS". HE QUICKLY BEGINS TO BLAME "THE MEAT".
AS OF TODAY AT THIS MOMENT WE HAVE GONE FROM SPANISH SALAD GREENS TO GERMAN SPROUTS AND HAVE HAD TO RETRACT ALL STATEMENTS.
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT MEAT HAS EVEN BEEN MENTIONED BY THE INVESTIGATING FORCES. WHILE IT IS TRUE THAT SAUSAGES AND STEAK TARTAR HAS PRODUCED THE TWO NORMAL E-coli STRAINS ON OCCASION, VEGGIES PRODUCE ABOUT THE SAME NUMBER OF TIMES.
I HAVEN'T EVEN READ OR HEARD ANYTHING WHICH INDICATES THAT THE INVESTIGATIVE AGENCIES ARE LOOKING INTO MEAT. IT COULD BE THAT MEAT IS THE CULPRIT IT COULD BE THAT SPROUTS OR TOMATOES ARE THE EVIL DOERS.
PLEASE JUST DON'T JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS TO ATTACK THE CARNIVORES JUST LET ME EAT SOMETHING I LIKE WITHOUT BEATING ME UP. BACON, PORK CHOPS, RIB-EYE STEAKS, BARBECUED RIBS, HAMBURGER IN PARADISE, FRIED CHICKEN, FRESH CAUGHT HONEY GLAZED SALMON, SOUTHERN CURED HAM along with a green salad, baked potato, corn on the cob AND A LARGE HOT FUDGE SUNDAE.
I PROMISE TO LET YOU EAT BABY CARROTS, BABY CORN, STEWED OKRA, STEAMED BROCCOLI, CAULIFLOWER ALDENTE, BLACK BEANS, KIDNEY BEANS, WHITE BEANS, TURNIP GREENS, PEAS, RICE WITHOUT SCREAMING IN YOUR FACE AND TRYING TO LEGISLATE WHAT YOU PREFER TO EAT.