SPROUTS AND SPROUTS

WELL YOU VEGANS STILL MUST STAY AWAKE TONIGHT WORRYING ABOUT THE SOURCE OF THE E-coli OUTBREAK.
ONCE AGAIN THE INTERNATIONAL PRESS AND MEDIA GOT IT WRONG! AS OF THIS MORNING OUR LOCAL PAPER PRINTED THE FOLLOWING:
THE VILLAIN HAS BEEN BEEN DISCOVERED. THE SOURCE OF MODERN HISTORIES MOST DEVASTATING AND DEADLY E-coli OUTBREAK. IT IS SPROUTS! NOT JUST ANY SPROUTS BUT ORGANIC SPROUTS. NOT JUST A SPROUT BUT THE ORGANICALLY GROWN SPROUTS OF MUNG BEANS, BROCCOLI, PEAS, CHICKPEAS, GARLIC, LENTILS AND RADISHES. WHY WOULDN'T THIS BE SO, AS ONE OF THE SPROUTS WAS FROM BROC-coli?
ONE OF THE THINGS WHICH DID BOTHER ME THE MOST WAS THE FACT THAT THE INTERNATIONAL PRESS GAVE A BAD NAME TO CUCUMBERS, TOMATOES, AND LETTUCE BY NAMING THEM AS THE CULPRITS AND SPAIN AS THE SOURCE.
IT WAS REALLY THE SPROUTS ORGANICALLY GROWN IN GERMANY.
WHY SHOULD WE BELIEVE ANYTHING GOVERNMENT TELLS THE PRESS,OR MEDIA OR WHAT THE PRESS PRINTS AND THE MEDIA ESPOUSES?
I THINK THE PRESS SHOULD APOLOGIZE TO SPAIN, TOMATOES, CUCUMBERS AND LETTUCE, NOW THEY HAVE APOLIGIZE TO ORGANIC SPROUTS. CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW THEIR FEELINGS HAVE BEEN HURT AND LOSS OF SELF ESTEEM? I CAN JUST SEE THEM WILTING FROM THE HUMILIATION.

NOW THE OTHER SPROUTS!
THE LIBERAL RAG OF A NEWSPAPER HERE IN PHOENIX (the kidnapping capital of the United States) "THE ARIZONA REPUGNANT" STATES THAT "the number of seniors who don't graduate because of AIMS is growing."
OF COURSE IT IS EASY TO BLAME THE Arizona Instrument to Measure Standards. DON'T BLAME THE STUDENTS FOR NOT BEING PREPARED, DON'T BLAME THE PARENTS WHO DO NOT TAKE ENOUGH INTEREST IN THEIR CHILDREN'S SCHOOL PROGRESS TO HELP KEEP THEM ON TRACK, DON'T BLAME THE LACK OF PROPER TEACHERS TO EDUCATE THESE KIDS. IT IS EASIER TO DUMB DOWN THE MINIMAL REQUIREMENTS AND THUS THE KIDS, THAN TO CHALLENGE THE MINORITY COMMUNITIES (which according to the paper, claims are those most affected by the minimal requirements) OR THE TEACHERS UNIONS.