Once upon a time in a land not very far away, more in time than distance, there lived a beautiful, independent, intelligent, courageous, caring people.
One day some of the people were walking near the shore when they came upon a rare frog.
The frog hopped towards them and to their astonishment began to speak in an elegant educated manner.
"Dear people," he said, " I am actually a prince who has been turned into a frog by the wicked wizards. If each of you will just kiss my backside I will turn back into a prince, who will give you everything you need, I will see that you have food on your tables, homes paid for, all medical taken care of, unemployment paid for years should you choose not to work. If you are willing give up your privacy, you self drive, your belief in your Christian and Jewish religions, don't pledge allegiance to the flag and country. Every need will be taken care of by me and you will have the pleasure of serving me, supporting my socialist views, and my wealth stealing re-distribution."
The frog then turned nose in the air and his backside to the people.
That evening while eating frog legs the people-------.
It is time that the people began eating frog legs.
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