Every time I see Jay Carney come to a press conference I expect him to be preceded by calliope music and to hear him begin his speaking with something like, "Step right up ladies and gentlemen, for ten cents, two nickles, one thin dime, one tenth of a dollar you can see one of the most inept attempt at explaining the current administrations views, you can see us twist and turn, writhe on our belly's like a serpent, you may witness the Mystical Obama perform feats of prestidigitation by keeping you distracted from what he is really doing by faking something else. Remember, only twenty five pennies, five nickles, one quarter will get you in to the greatest smoke, mirror and clown show on the face of the planet. Only fifty pennies, 10 nickles, 5 dimes or one 50 cent piece will allow you see the most arrogant narcissistic man in the world raise his chin and look down his nose on you while he dithers about the IRS, Benghazi, Ukraine, Syria, North Korea and Venezuela."
"I, the Carney, with my bowler hat, red and white stripped shirt with black elbow garters, flashing bow tie and my cane point you towards the Fast and Furious moves of the Eric Holder. All of this can be seen for only 1 dollar, 4 quarters, 10 thin dimes, 20 nickles or 100 pennies as steal at 1/10th the cost."
Dudadadadudadadadudadudada.
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