OBAMA NO ENGINES ON THE PLANE

AMERICA CURRENTLY HAS JUST EXPERIENCED THE FIRST QUARTER OF THE ECONOMY GOING BACKWARDS SINCE JIMMY CARTER, WE ALSO HAD 150,000 LES JOBS CREATED LAST MONTH THAN A YEAR AGO, UNEMPLOYMENT CLIMBS UP NEARLY AT 8% AGAIN AND THE CURRENT SOCIALIST DEMOCRATIC ADMINISTRATIONS SAYS WE ARE SURGING AHEAD.

THIS SOUNDS LIKE OBAMA WAS THE PILOT OF A LARGE AIRLINER, ALL WAS GOING SMOOTH WHEN SUDDENLY THERE WAS A LOAD TEARING SOUND AND THE PLAN SHUDDERED.

OBAMA IMMEDIATELY GOT ON THE INTERCOM AND NOTIFIED THE PASSENGERS THAT THE PLANE HAD LOST AN ENGINE, HOWEVER, HE SAID NOT TO WORRY AS THIS PLANE WAS DESIGNED TO FLY ON THREE ENGINES AND IT WOULD JUST TAKE A BIT LONGER TO ARRIVE, AND BY THE WAY IT WAS REFUELERS FAULT THAT THEY WOULD BE DELAYED.

THE PASSENGERS CHEERED WILDLY FOR THE PILOT.

A FEW MINUTES LATER THE WAS ANOTHER TEARING SOUND AND ANOTHER SHAKING OF THE PLANE. 

ONCE AGAIN THE BRAVE PILOT GRABBED THE INTER-COM AND ANNOUNCED THAT A SECOND ENGINE HAD BEEN LOSED AND THAT NO ONE SHOULD BE CONCERNED AS THIS PLANE WAS DESIGNED TO FLY WITH ONLY TWO ENGINES.  HE ALSO SAID THAT THEIR ARRIVAL TIME WOULD BE  THREE HOURS LATER.

THE PASSENGERS STOOD AND CHEERED THE PILOT ON AS THEY DRANK THEIR KOOLADE.

AGAIN THE PLANE SHUDDERED AND THE BY NOW FAMILIAR TEARING SOUND WAS HEARD.

OBAMA ONCE AGAIN GRABBED THE INTERCOM AND ANNOUNCED THAT ALL WAS FINE.  THIS PLANE WAS DESIGNED TO FLY WITH ONLY ONE ENGINE BUT THEY WOULD BE 6 HOURS LATE AND THE PROBLEM WAS CAUSED BY THE GUYS WHO WASHED THE WINDOWS..

AGAIN THE CHEER FROM THE PASSENGERS FOR THEIR FEARLESS PILOT.

SUDDENLY THE BY NOW FAMILIAR RIPPING SOUND AND VIOLENT SHAKING OF THE PLANE.

OBAMA SPOKE AGAIN TO THE PASSENGERS, "WE HAVE EXPERIENCED A SMALL BUMP IN THE ROAD AND THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS ARE TO BLAME, HOWEVER, I FEEL THAT WE ARE ON THE CORRECT COURSE BUT WE WILL BE MUCH LATER THAN EXPECTED."

THE PASSENGERS CHEERED.