JOE BIDEN, PHD-UMB FIREARMS

HE VICE-PRESIDENT OF THE NATIONAL SOCIALIST PARTY OF AMERICA GROWS MORE MORONIC EVERYDAY.

I THINK THE SOUND OF A ROUND BEING CHAMBERED INTO A 12 GAUGE PUMP IS MORE TERRIFYING THAN THE ACTUAL EXPLOSION OF SHELL.  MOSTLY BECAUSE I WOULD HOPE THAT THIS WOULD BE THE LAST THING A BAD HEARS IN THIS WORLD.

I DO AGREE THAT EVERY HOME SHOULD HAVE ONE OR THREE SHOTGUNS IN THE HOUSE.  TWO 12 GAUGE PUMP OR SEMI-AUTOMATIC AND ONE 20 GAUGE PUMP OR SEMI-AUTO.  THE 20 GAUGE IS EASIER TO HANDLE FOR A SMALLER WOMAN OR 15 TO 10 YEAR OLD TO FIRE AND FIRE AGAIN AND FIRE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN.

AT LEAST ONE OF THE 12 GAUGES SHOULD BE A SHORT DEFENDER TYPE BARREL, EASIER TO MANEUVER IN TIGHT PLACES.

AMMO SHOULD BE #4 SHOT, 00 BUCK SHOT AND RIFLED SLUGS.

NUB\MBER FOUR SHOT WITHIN TWENTY FEET REALLY MAKE THE BAD GUY SICK IF NOT DEAD,  THE OO BUCK SHOT GIVES YOU 7 TO 10 PROJECTILES PER SHOT WITH WHICH TO KILL THE BAD GUY.  WHEN YOU SHOOT FIVE TIMES YOU GET 35 TO 50 PROJECTILES TO KILL THE BAD GUYS. THAT'S A LOT MORE THAN A 10 TO 15 ROUND MAGAZINE IN YOUR 9MM.

THE EVER HANDY RIFLED SLUG WILL PENETRATE A 14 INCH LOG NEARLY FOUR INCHES WHEN FIRED FROM THIRTY PLUS FEET.

NOW, IDIOT BIDEN, IF YOU ONLY HAVE A DOUBLE BARREL COACH GUN YOU HAVE ONLY TWO SHOTS BEFORE YOU MUST BRAKE THE WEAPON OPEN, FUMBLE IN YOUR APRON POCKET FOR TWO MORE SHELLS (HOPEFULLY YOUR EJECTORS ARE WORKING) RELOAD AND PRAY THOSE FIRST TWO SHOTS INTO THE WOODS OR GROUND WORKED AND KILLED THE INTRUDER.

HOWEVER, I DO BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE LAWS NEARLY EVERYWHERE WHICH HAVE PENALTIES FOR FIRING A GUN WITHOUT A PROVABLE INTRUSION INTO THE CASTLE.

I DON'T HAVE THE LUXURY OF 24/7 PROFESSIONAL BODY GUARDS SURROUNDING MY HOME NOR DO I HAVE A BALCONY LOOKING INTO THE WOODS, BUT STILL I THINK MT FAMILY IS WELL CAPABLE OF GRABBING A SHOTGUN AND DEFENDING OUR CASTLE