Wednesday, June 20, 2012

ATTENTION MUSLIMS, PORK MECCA LOCATED

I THOUGHT I SHOULD MAKE MUSLIMS AWARE THAT THERE IS ANOTHER MECCA NOT PAGANISTIC BLACK STONE IN SAUDI ARABIA, BUTT TRULY A SPOT TO BE HELD IN AWE.

THIS LOCATION IS CALLED THE PORK SHOP.  ONE MAY PURCHASE ANY AND EVERYTHING PORK.  AS YOU APPROACH ONE"OLFACTORY NERVES ARE SET ALIGHT WITH VISIONS OF DELISIOUNESS, THE WONDERFUL SMELL OF SMOKED HAMS, BACON, HOCKS WAFTS THROUGH THE AIR AND DRAWS ONE INTO THE SHOP.

THERE ARE DOZENS OF VARIETIES OF GROUND SAUSAGE, MY FAVORITE IS THE MAPLE, APPLE,E PECAN.  BRATS, ITALIAN SWEET AND HOT, GERMAN AND OTHER SAUSAGE SEND THE SALIVARY GLANDS INTO OVERDRIVE.

IRANIANS, IRAQIS, EGYPTIANS, SAUDIS, PAKISTANIS  , I KNOW YOU DON'T DRINK BOOZE OR EAT PORK EXCEPT WHEN YOU ARE IN LAS VEGAS GAMBLING.  THIS SPOT SHOULD BE ON YOUR BUCKET LIST.

HAMS, PORK CHOPS, PORK STEAKS, DOZENS OF VARIETIES OF PORK SNACK STICKS, PORK ROASTS, GREEN CHILE PORK BURRITOS MAKE YOUR MIND DIZZY IN THE DANCE OF THE PORK WHIRLING DERVISH.

PIG EARS AND SPECIAL PORK TREATS AND BONES AVAILABLE FOR THE PAMPERED MUSLIM CANINES.

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