HOW TO CLEANSE THE SWAMP

Florida has already implemented the best way to clean the swamps of unnatural and unwanted low life.

They have a program whereby hunters may go into the swamp, hunt and kill unwanted species.

Did anyone see the 17 foot replica of "Big John" that the hunters bagged last week.  The largest ever to be killed in the Florida Everglades.  See, even the most powerful constrictors can be taken down by the "Good Old Boys".

We could have a fee for "THE HUNT".

$10,000.00 for the  100 scaled, small minded, limited to  the first 5,000 applicants whose check did not bounce, had passed a firearms background check, was noted as a great gut shot artist, and usually dispatched with four or five shots.

$5,000.00 for the smaller but more damaging house pests (we  know how termites can take down a house, limited to 25,000 applicants.  All requirements for previous applied.