nfl TURF TOE, THE MIGHTY INJURY

Woe is me, woe is me, I jus' got the ol' turf toe injury.

I cain't go play for my billionaire owners nor with my billionaire buddies, cuz I got's that ol' turf toe.

I strained my groin maken" my millions so I cain't play for many weeks.

I got's a high ankle sprain so I must not play, jus sit at my mansion and suck down some brew, sure is nice that I still get paid for my strength to endure, the pain of turf toe, my groin sprain and high ankle sprain but the millions help me through. 

Try having your toe clear up to the thigh torn off, try having your hand torn off clear up to the shoulder, for $37,000.00 a year and then try to come back as so many of the bravest of the brave have done to help others and still salute the flag and stand for the National Anthem.