Wednesday, April 5, 2017

ROB EMMANUEL DIPLOMAS

Mayor Rob Emmanuel the Mayor of the murder capital of America (Chicago) wants to withhold high school diplomas unless the graduates have a life plan for the future.

I have the perfect "life plan" for Chi Town graduates.

This would apply to over 50% of the applicants in Murder Town, Illinois.

"I does plan de following for my future afta graduuuating high Schoool.  I already have contacts in de mostes lucrative business in Chicago.  I plan to become envolved in the distribution of  make feel gud substances.  If things go well den I plan on moving into de contract killing side of the business which pays even more guder."   

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