BLOOMBERG WANTS GUN CONTROLL NOW

THE MAN WHO VIEWS 32oz. SODAS THE BIGGEST THREAT TO AMERICAN LIVES AND HAS BANNED THEM IN NEW YORK NOW CALLS FOR ALL POLICE OFFICERS TO GO ON STRIKE UNTIL GUNS ARE OFF THE STREET.

GEORGE WASHINGTON, "FIREARMS STAND NEX IN IMPOTANCE TO THE CONSTITUTION ITSLEF. THEY ARE THE AMERICAN PEOPLE'S LIBERTY TEETH AND KEYSTONE UNDER INDEPENDENCE.

LET ME FIRST GIVE MY VIEW ON 32oz. SODA, POP OR WHAT EVER YOU CALL THOSE WONDERFUL FIZZY, SWEET, COLD DRINKS WHICH NEVER CAUSE A VEHICULAR HOMICIDE. (unless you are holding one between your legs to tightly and the top pops off and 32oz. of Bloomberg's icy death drink hits you right in the crotch).

I HAVE BEEN OBSERVING THE LOCAL PATRONS OF OUR WONDERFUL QT'S AND CIRCLE K'S HERE IN ARIZONA.  THE REST OF AMERICA HAS NO IDEA WHAT TRUE SAHARAN AND HABOOBS ARE UNTIL YOU HAVE LIVED FOR THE SUMMER IN A PLACE WHICH SHOULD ONLY BE INHABITED BY REPTILES, SCORPIONS AND BUZZARDS.

NOW WHEN THEY PICK UP THE 32 OR 44OZ. CUP THEY FILL THEM WITH BETWEEN 50% TO 75% ICE BY VOLUME. THEN ADD COKE, PEPSI, SPRITE, SIERRA MIST, DR. PEPPER, SEVEN UP, MOUNTAIN DEW, LEMONADE, AND THE WIDE VARIETY OF DIET SUP DRINKS FOR EACH ONE.

I HAVE MEASURED THE VARIOUS VOLUMES OF SEVERAL DRINKS AND HAVE FOUND THAT THE AVERAGE 32 OUNCER IS 15oz. OF ICE (WATER) AND 17oz. SODA POP, THE 44oz. DEVIL IS ROUGHLY 22oz. ICE (WATER) AND 22oz. SODA.

WATER IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR HEALTH SO THUS WE HAVE AMERICANS DRINKING UP TO 66oz. OF BENEFICIAL WATER EVERY DAY WHILE ENJOYING  THE TINGLY, SWEET, REFRESHING SURGE OF CAFFEINE, CORN SYRUP, AND A MILLION OTHER CHEMICALS OF WHICH WE HAVE NO IDEA.

MY SUGGESTION TO NEW YORK RESTAURANTS, EATERIES AND FAST FOODERS, EITHER ALLOW THREE FREE REFILLS OF 20oz, GLASSES OR HAVE AN ICE FILL UP LINE WHICH WOULD THEN ALLOW THE CONSUMER TO PLACE ENOUGH ICE IN THE CUP TO KEEP THE SODA POP BELOW 50% OF THE VOLUME..