NEWT, A SALAMANDER?

NEWTS MAKE UP A VARIETY OF SMALL SEMI-AQUATIC SALAMANDERS.  OFTEN REFERRED TO AS MUD PUPPIES OR WATER DOGS.

I USUALLY VIEW NEWTS AS SOMETHING THROUGH WHOSE HEAD I STICK A LARGE HOOK WHEN I AM BASS FISHING.  OF COURSE YOU HAVE TO KISS THE NEWT FOR LUCK JUST BEFORE YOU GIG HIM
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OUR NEWT IS DIFFERENT SORT OF WRIGGLER.  HE IS SMART AND FILLED WITH EGO, SELF IMPORTANCE AND HUBRIS.

HE KNOWS THIS IS HIS LAST CHANCE TO BE A LEGEND HE IS IN HIS OWN MIND.

QUESTION: IF ELECTED WOULD WE HAVE THE FIRST ACKNOWLEDGED OPEN MARRIAGE IN THE WHITE HOUSE?

QUESTION: WHAT ARE THE CHANCES THAT HE COULD CONVERT TO ISLAM IS A BETTER LOOKING BABE THAN THIS ONE COMES ALONG (THAT WOULDN'T BE DIFFICULT)