TEN, NO, THIRTEEN GOOD REASONS FOR AMERICANS TO VIIT MEXICO

1. DRUGS ARE MORE READILY AVAILABLE AND CHEAPER.
2. CHANCES ARE YOU WILL BE ROBBED AT GUN OR MACHETE POINT ARE GREAT.
3. YOU COULD BE BEHEAD AND DUMPED INTO A MASSIVE GRAVE NEAR THE BORDER.
4. YOU COULD BE HUNG FROM A BRIDGE IN A NORTHERN METRO CITY.
5. YOU AND YOUR WIFE COULD BE RAPED BY BANDITOS.
6. YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN COULD BE RAPED BY DRUG CARTEL MEMBERS.
7. YOU AND YOUR WIFE AND CHILDREN COULD BE RAPED BY LOCAL LAW OFFICERS.
8. YOU COULD BE KIDNAPPED AND HAVE YOUR HANDS CHOPPED OFF.
9. YOU COULD BE SHOT IN THE BACK WHILE FISHING.
10 YOU COULD HAVE YOUR MANHOOD CUT OFF AND SEWN INTO YOUR MOUTH WHILE THE MEXICANS USE YOUR PLATINUM CARD.
11.  YOU COULD GET UP CLOSE PICTURES OF WILD "SINALOA'S AND "ZETA'S.
12. VISIT GUADALAJARA FOR THE PAN-AMERICAN GAMES OT THE HUGE INTERNATIONAL LITERARY FAIR AND HAVE YOURSELF ASPHYXIATED AND STUFFED IN CARS ALONG WITH 26 OTHER PARTY GOERS.  KEEPS THE DRUNKS OFF THE HIGHWAYS.
13. VISIT VERA CRUZ PICK SOME REALLY BAD BUT CHEAP METH AND JOIN TWO OR THREE DOZEN OTHERS LAYING ALONG SIDE A ROAD WAY NEAR DOWNTOWN.

HAVE A GREAT TIME IN MEXICO ON VACATION AND WE WILL PROBABLY SEE YOU IN SOME FORM ON NATIONAL NEWS.