Sunday, March 13, 2011

SISTER SARAH

SARAH PELIN HAS MAY HAVE FIGURED OUT HOW TO GIVE A SECURE REPUBLICAN SENATE SEAT TO THE DEMOCRATS.


IT IS RUMORED THAT SAINT SARAH IS PLANNING TO MOVE TO ARIZONA.


WHAT HAPPENED TO HER GREAT MOTHER'S LOVE FOR THE COLD, SNOW, GLACIERS, RIVERS, MASSIVE FORESTS, SMALL POPULATION AND REMOTENESS? WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER LOVE OF THE HUNT AND THE KILL, HER ASTUTE SEARCH FOR THE WILD SALMON AND TROUT OF THE UNTAMED RIVERS OF ALASKA?


WOULD SHE PREFER THE EXTREME HEAT (BUT IT'S A DRY HEAT, THAT'S A LOAD OF CRAP, 115 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT IS STILL TO DOG GONE HOT FOR HUMAN LIFE) OF THE DESERT, THE GULLIES WHICH HAVE THE NAMES OF RIVERS BUT HAVEN'T SEEN FLOWING WATER IN THEM FOR DECADES?


SHE WOULD HAVE TO APPLY FOR A DRAW HUNT FOR EVERY SPECIES OF WILD GAME IN THE STATE AND DRAW OUT PERHAPS EVERY THIRD YEAR. NO MOOSE, CARIBOU, BEARS OR WOLVES TO HUNT. EVERY WATER SOURCE IN THE STATE IS DAMMED, CONTROLLED AND EXPLOITED BEYOND BELIEF.



BARNEY FIFE'S SOUL MATE WOULD PROBABLY BE RUNNING AGAINST JEFF FLAKE FOR THE SEAT WHICH CURRENT SENATOR JON KYLE IS SURRENDERING. KYLE REALIZES THAT HIS LONG TIME IN THE SENATE WHICH HAS ACCOMPLISHED ABOUT THE SAME AS ORRIN HATCH IN UTAH. NOTHING!

NOW JEFF FLAKE IS A VERY SWEET GUY, FAMILY MAN, RELIGIOUS AND KIND BUT HAS ONE MAJOR FLAW. THE ARIZONA REPUBNANT LIKES HIM. THE ARIZONA REPUGNANT ONLY LIKES REPUBLICANS WITH NO STRONG POSITION ON ANYTHING. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG.







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