Sunday, July 11, 2010

THOSE SWEET LOVING MUSLIMS

TODAY OBAMAS FAVORITE RELIGION AND PEOPLE WHOM HE WANTS TO MAKE FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES SHOWED US ONCE AGAIN THEIR LOVE FOR ALL MANKIND.

ON THIS DAY WHEN NEARLY THE ENTIRE WORLD WAS GLUED TO TELEVISIONS WATCHING THE LARGEST SPORTS SPECTACULAR OF THE PAST FOUR YEARS, THOSE KIND LIFE RESPECTERS OF MOHAMED WORSHIP, BLEW UP A RUGBY CLUB AND ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT IN UGANDA.

THE CLUB AND RESTAURANT WERE PACKED WITH A VARIETY OF NATIONALITIES GATHERED IN BON HOMME AND PEACE TO ENJOY THIS SPECTACULAR EVENT WHICH WAS BEING HELD ON THE AFRICAN CONTINENT.

SIXTY-FOUR (64) INNOCENTS WERE SLAUGHTERED, DOZENS MORE MAIMED.

IT IS BELIEVED THE SUICIDE BOMBERS CAME FROM SOMALIA , WHERE LAST WEEK SOMALIAN SHEIK MUKTAR ROWBOW, CALLED FOR MILITANTS TO ATTACK UGANDA AND BURUNDI.

FOLLOWING THE ATTACKS, SHEIK YUSUF ISSA IN MOGADISHU TOLD THE ASSOCIATED PRESS, HE WAS HAPPY WITH THE ATTACKS. "UGANDA IS ONE OF OUR ENEMIES, WHATEVER MAKES THEM CRY, MAKES US HAPPY. MAY ALLAH'S ANGER BE UPON THOSE WHO ARE AGAINST US."

OBAMA WILL PROBABLY TELL US THAT THIS WAS JUST THE SOMALIANS FRUSTRATION AT NOT MAKING THE WORLD CUP PLAYOFFS AND WE CAN ALL UNDERSTAND SUCH FRUSTRATION.

NOW THIS IS ALSO THE RELIGION AND STATE LAW WHICH IS GOING TO STONE TO DEATH A WOMAN IN IRAN AFTER GIVING HER NINETY-SIX LASHES FOR COMMITTING ADULTERY, WHICH CUTS OFF PEOPLE HANDS FOR THIEVERY AND HEADS FOR OTHER THINGS. WOW, WHAT A KIND SENSITIVE BUNCH AND TO THINK THEY HAVE SUCH A LOW SELF ESTEEM WHICH THE AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAM NEED TO BOLSTER.

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